Couples Love Shot (TM)

Oscars Gift Bag Invitation

Please accept this humble token of acknowledgement of your amazing accomplishments as a performing artist and Oscar nominee.

This invitation entitles you to the Couples Love Shot® where you and your lover may each choose any one of the following procedures (two total) to be provided by the inventor of the procedures, Charles Runels, MD.

O-Shot® (also known as the Orgasm Shot®) for women.
L.E.O.® (Laser Enhanced O-Shot®) for women.
Priapus Shot® for men.

These procedures were designed by Dr. Runels to greatly enhance pleasure and intimacy and to strengthen relationships for those already enjoying healthy relations.

Also, those who struggle in the bedroom may find healing from low desire, dyspareunia, decreased orgasm, & urinary incontinence that can come with aging or childbirth. Many men & women suffer in silence and embarrassment from sexual problems (around 40% of women & 35% of men) and most will never even discuss with a physician. As a result, families can break & self esteem & even mental health can shatter. By using your strong influence as a celebrity and graciously accepting this gift (even if you pass it to someone more needful), you can directly help open the uncomfortable dialogue that can lead to the healing of millions and to the funding of future research.

Thank you very much for inspiring us with the courage and the work that brought your recognition at the Oscars. Moreover, (even if you do not need healing nor wish to simply heighten your own sexual pleasure) thank you very much for using your powerful influence for the good of others by accepting this gift of the Couples Love Shot®.

Respectfully,

Charles Runels, MD
Inventor of the Vampire Facelift®, O-Shot®, Pripaus Shot®, & LEO®

Because "Sex is the Scaffolding of Love"